Experience Lobster Delivery Like Never Before
At Lobster Launch, we've completely reimagined seafood delivery for the modern epicurean. Forget boring doorstep drops with melting ice packs and questionable freshness. Our revolutionary approach catapults premium Maine lobsters straight to your doorstep with unmatched precision and theatrical flair.
Our subscription service guarantees you'll never run out of premium, sustainably sourced lobsters delivered in a way that transforms dinner into an unforgettable event. Each lobster is carefully selected from the pristine waters of coastal Maine, where generations of lobstermen have perfected their craft.
We've combined centuries-old fishing traditions with cutting-edge ballistic technology to create a delivery experience that's as fresh as it is exciting. Our proprietary cushioning system ensures each crustacean arrives in perfect condition, while our precision targeting means your lobster lands exactly where it should—every single time.
Fresh From Ocean to Air to Table
Our lobsters go from trap to cannon to your yard in under 24 hours, preserving peak flavor and texture that conventional shipping methods simply cannot match.
Subscription Flexibility
Customize your delivery schedule to fit your lifestyle, with options ranging from weekly feasts to special occasion launches that make any celebration memorable.
Our customers always gather around for the excitement of launch day
Premium, sustainably harvested Maine lobsters, ready for their journey
Why Lobster by Cannon?
In a world where convenience often trumps experience, Lobster Launch stands apart as a beacon of innovation, sustainability, and pure, unadulterated fun. We've taken the mundane task of food delivery and transformed it into a spectacular event that you'll want to share with friends, family, and possibly your entire social media following.
Lightning-Fast Delivery
Our patented lobster cannon technology achieves velocities that ensure your lobsters arrive within minutes of launch—not hours or days later. This revolutionary approach means your lobsters arrive fresh and lively, maintaining the sweet, delicate flavor that makes Maine lobster a global delicacy. Each crustacean is specially prepared for flight, ensuring they remain in pristine condition throughout their ballistic journey.
The Thrill Factor
Imagine the excitement of gathering your friends and family as you receive the launch notification. Together, you watch the sky in anticipation until your dinner makes its spectacular entrance. It's not just a meal; it's an experience that creates lasting memories and stories your guests will recount for years to come. We've transformed dinner into theater, making every Lobster Launch day a cause for celebration.
Eco-Conscious Innovation
Our revolutionary launch system is powered by renewable energy and uses biodegradable flight stabilizers that decompose naturally after delivery. By eliminating traditional shipping methods, we've reduced our carbon footprint by an estimated 78% compared to overnight air freight. Our commitment extends to sustainable harvesting practices, working exclusively with certified Maine lobstermen who maintain strict quotas to ensure healthy lobster populations for generations to come.
Meet Captain Cannon: The Lobster Launch Master
Captain Tim Harrington, Founder & Chief Launch Officer
Behind every successful Lobster Launch is the steady hand and visionary mind of Captain Tim Harrington, a third-generation Maine lobsterman whose passion for the sea is matched only by his fascination with ballistics and innovation. With over 20 years of experience harvesting the finest crustaceans from the cold, pristine waters of the North Atlantic, Captain Tim revolutionized the industry when he asked the question no one else dared: "Why ship lobsters when you could launch them?"
Featured in Discovery Channel's acclaimed documentary series "Lobster Legends," Tim has become something of a celebrity in both seafood and engineering circles. His unique combination of traditional lobstering knowledge and mechanical ingenuity led to the development of our patented Crustacea Cannon™ technology, which ensures safe, humane, and remarkably precise delivery every time.
"The secret is in understanding both the lobster and the physics," Captain Tim often says. "Each lobster has its own center of gravity, its own aerodynamic profile. We've developed algorithms that calculate the perfect launch parameters for each individual crustacean, accounting for weight, shell density, and even the weather conditions between our launch site and your home."
"I've spent my life on these waters, pulling traps just like my father and grandfather did. But they never imagined we'd be sending these beautiful creatures soaring through the sky to dinner tables hundreds of miles away. That's progress you can taste."
1
1995
Tim begins his career as a traditional lobsterman off the coast of Maine, learning sustainable harvesting techniques
2
2010
Develops first prototype of the Crustacea Cannon™ after studying ballistics and seafood preservation
3
2015
Featured in "Lobster Legends" documentary, bringing international attention to his revolutionary approach
4
2020
Launches Lobster Launch subscription service after perfecting the technology through thousands of test launches
5
2023
Awarded the prestigious "Seafood Innovation of the Decade" award by the Global Culinary Institute
How It Works: Lobster Subscription Made Simple
We've streamlined the entire process from ocean to table (via air) to ensure you receive the freshest, most exciting seafood experience possible. Our subscription model combines convenience with spectacle, allowing you to enjoy premium lobster without the hassle of traditional shopping—but with all the excitement of a carnival attraction.
Choose Your Launch Plan
Select from our flexible subscription options to match your lobster cravings. Our most popular plans include:
- The Monthly Lobster Lover: One spectacular launch per month with 2-4 lobsters
- Bi-Weekly Bonanza: A regular launch every two weeks with 2 premium lobsters
- The Celebration Package: Custom-scheduled launches for special occasions with 6-12 lobsters
- Custom Frequency: Design your own launch schedule with our flexible planning tool
We Prepare Your Lobsters
On your scheduled launch day, our team of expert lobstermen harvests live Maine lobsters from the pristine waters of the North Atlantic. Each lobster is carefully selected for size, vitality, and aerodynamic potential. We prepare them for their journey using our proprietary comfort padding and flight stabilization technology, ensuring they remain in peak condition throughout their ballistic adventure.
Launch Day!
Captain Cannon personally oversees the loading and calibration of our launch system, accounting for distance, weather conditions, and the specific delivery coordinates of your property. You'll receive real-time notifications as your launch approaches, including a countdown timer and live video feed of the preparation. When the moment arrives, your lobsters are launched with pinpoint accuracy toward your designated landing zone.
Receive and Enjoy
Using our proprietary tracking app, you'll know exactly when to expect your airborne arrival. Once your lobsters make their grand entrance, simply collect them from your landing zone, prepare them using our included gourmet recipe cards, and enjoy the freshest, most exciting seafood meal you've ever experienced. Don't forget to share your launch videos with friends and on social media—#LobsterLaunch!
Our precision ballistic delivery system ensures accurate placement every time
Safety First: Our advanced targeting system includes proprietary "No-Fly Zone" technology that prevents launches during adverse weather conditions or when obstacles are detected in the flight path. Each lobster is equipped with our patented soft-landing cushioning system to ensure they arrive in perfect condition. For your safety, please maintain a safe distance from the designated landing area. Additionally, the high-velocity launch process flash-cooks the lobsters to perfection during flight, so they arrive ready to eat.
What Our Lobster Lovers Say
Don't just take our word for it—our customers have experienced the Lobster Launch difference firsthand. Here's what they have to say about our revolutionary service that's changing how America enjoys premium seafood.
"I never thought lobster delivery could be this exciting — the cannon launch was the highlight of our summer party! We timed our gathering around the delivery, and when that notification came through, everyone rushed to the yard. The lobsters landed perfectly in our designated spot, and the kids are still talking about it months later. The taste was incredible too—so much fresher than any restaurant lobster I've ever had."
Sarah M., Boston - Monthly Subscriber since 2022
"Freshness unmatched. The lobsters arrived lively and ready to cook. Plus, the delivery story is priceless. I've become something of a neighborhood celebrity since I started receiving my lobster launches—the neighbors actually come over to watch now! As a chef, I appreciate the quality above all else. These lobsters have a sweetness and texture that you simply cannot get from traditional shipping methods. The subscription is surprisingly affordable when you consider the quality and entertainment value."
James L., New York - Bi-Weekly Subscriber since 2021
"Captain Tim's team made lobster night unforgettable. The subscription is worth every penny. I was skeptical at first—how could launching lobsters actually work? But after our first delivery, I was completely sold. The precision is remarkable—they landed right in our designated spot, and the lobsters were in perfect condition. We've tried all three of their suggested recipes, and each one was better than anything we could get at a restaurant. It's become a family tradition to gather for 'Launch Day' each month."
Emily R., San Francisco - Celebration Package Subscriber
Customer satisfaction ratings based on post-launch surveys (n=1,247)
What Our Lobsters Say
Our "Lobster Language Specialists" have been hard at work deciphering the complex clacking patterns of our airborne crustaceans. Their groundbreaking research reveals surprisingly enthusiastic feedback about the Lobster Launch experience.
*Click Click Clack*
Translation: "Zero-G lobster travel? Best. Ride. Ever!"
- Interpreted by Dr. Shelly Crustacean, Lead Lobster Linguist
- Interpreted by Dr. Shelly Crustacean, Lead Lobster Linguist
*Clack Clack Click Click*
Translation: "Who needs a pot when you've got a parabolic trajectory?!"
- Interpreted by Professor Pinchers, Ballistic Biophysicist
- Interpreted by Professor Pinchers, Ballistic Biophysicist
*Rapid Clicking & Enthusiastic Bubbles*
Translation: "5 out of 5 stars! The soft landing technology is *chef's kiss*!"
- Interpreted by Finn "The Decoder" McShell, Senior Clack Analyst
- Interpreted by Finn "The Decoder" McShell, Senior Clack Analyst
*Long, Satisfied Claaaaack*
Translation: "My shell feels lighter, my antennae tingle with adventure!"
- Interpreted by Coral Reefington, Crustacean Communicator
- Interpreted by Coral Reefington, Crustacean Communicator
Disclaimer: No lobsters were harmed (or interviewed) in the making of these testimonials. All translations are for entertainment purposes only.
Join the Lobster Launch Revolution Today
The future of premium seafood delivery has arrived, and spaces in our launch program are filling quickly. Due to our commitment to quality, sustainability, and the precise nature of our delivery system, we maintain strict limits on the number of active subscriptions in each geographic region.
When you become a Lobster Launch member, you're not just signing up for incredible seafood—you're joining an exclusive community of culinary adventurers who appreciate both fine dining and spectacular experiences. Our limited subscription model ensures that each customer receives the personalized attention and precise delivery that has made Lobster Launch the talk of the food world.
Limited Availability
To maintain our exceptional standards of quality and launch precision, we accept only a limited number of subscribers in each delivery zone. This exclusivity ensures that every lobster meets our rigorous freshness requirements and that our launch team can provide personalized attention to each delivery. Current wait times for new subscriptions range from 2-8 weeks depending on your location.
First Launch Bonus
New subscribers receive a complimentary Gourmet Butter Sauce Kit with their inaugural launch. This exclusive package includes our signature clarified butter blend infused with local Maine herbs, artisanal sea salt harvested from the same waters as our lobsters, and a hand-crafted wooden butter warmer designed by coastal Maine artisans.
Exclusive Member Perks
Lobster Launch subscribers enjoy benefits beyond just incredible seafood. Membership includes early access to our seasonal seafood specials (like our summer Cannon Clambake), exclusive invitations to launch day livestreams where you can watch the preparation of your delivery, and VIP access to our annual Lobster Festival where you can meet Captain Tim and tour our launch facility.
Our complimentary butter sauce kit perfectly complements your fresh Maine lobster
24hrs
Trap to Table
Maximum time from harvest to your doorstep
93%
Renewal Rate
Of customers continue their subscription after the first three months
12
States
Currently served by our launch network, with more coming soon
Our current service area with actual launch trajectories
Ready to Get Lobstered by Cannon?
Transform your dining experience with the most exciting seafood delivery service ever created. Subscribe now and turn your next meal into an epic event that combines gourmet cuisine with unforgettable entertainment.
Subscribe
Choose your delivery frequency and lobster count to match your lifestyle and appetite
Get Notified
Receive launch alerts and tracking information as your lobsters prepare for flight
Watch the Landing
Gather friends and family to witness the spectacular arrival of your dinner
Feast
Enjoy the freshest, most exciting lobster dinner you've ever experienced
Lobster Launch: Where tradition meets adventure — delivered with a bang!
Launch Range Notice: Our current delivery radius extends to select areas in the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic United States. Please check our coverage map to confirm service in your area. Launching radius expands seasonally—sign up for notifications if your area isn't currently covered.